The word today is 'ACARPOUS': dictionary.com
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Dear Doctor @MaxRaunchiness Fertility:
ReplyDeleteMy friend married Mr. Bar N. Acarpous almost three years ago but are still childless.
They heard you're the best doctor & highly recommended by her artwicullati pals. She's desperate, please help her anyway you can.
Thank you.
Dear Pope Palpatine XIII,
ReplyDeleteAfter many years of fruitless failures at vacations, my husband and I finally had a wonderful time in Petaluma. I ascribe this success to the vision of Blessed John of Acarpous that appeared in the clouds above our motel. I respectively ask you make Blessed John of Acarpous a saint. I understand he needs more miracles to become a saint, but surely my husband and my ability to enjoy Petaluma should count as two.
Yours respectively,
Mr Pere and Mrs Cherry Blossom
Dear Cleopatra,
ReplyDeleteI would like it very much if you would stop your ardant pursuit of my Caesar. it has become a royal pain in my neck. I can guarantee you that it will remain acarpous for ever more. He is married to me and no one else!
Even for your famous nose he will not betray our tasteful arrangement.
Go and munch on some chocolate pyramids instead.
Yours Hungrily,
Mrs Salad Ceasar