Tuesday, December 21, 2010

PHILTER

The word today is 'PHILTER': dictionary.com

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6 comments:

  1. though it's gonna be a cold
    lonely winter
    darling i promise you this
    i'll send you all my love
    everyday with a philter
    sealed with a kiss ...

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  2. A Philter Maligne

    You filter my senses like fibrous paper,
    Like a chemical membrane,
    Like a water-strain mesh,
    Like a pneumatic baffle,
    Like a camera lense add-on,
    You filter my senses,
    Come filter again.

    And all that you filter
    That you save me from seeing
    That you stop me from drinking
    That you cleanse from my air,
    That you block from my senses
    That you stop me consuming
    You concentrate all this
    In a philter maligne.

    (With deep apologies to John Denver)

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  3. [to the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire"]

    Philters fizzing in an open bowl
    Bubbles tickling at your nose
    Spoony love songs being sung on a knoll
    Folks dressed up in silly clothes

    Everybody knows a turkey and some crescent rolls
    Help to make a dinner fine
    Tater tots and a nice moonlit stroll
    Will make it hard to spurn some wine

    We know that Cupid's nearly here
    He's bringing lots of darts and arrows and some beer
    And every inner child is gonna smile
    To see that Cupid really flies with some style

    And so I'm offering this simple wish
    Without excessive ballyhoo
    Although it's been said many times, many ways
    Put on something see-through

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  4. To the tune of "I'm dreaming of a White Christmas"

    I'm drinking every drop of philter
    it's even leaking on my shirt.
    All alone in the kitchen
    with lights that glisten
    it tastes like a sweet dessert.

    I'm drinking every drop of philter
    hoping to catch you with my glow
    will you play with me in the snow
    Will you please
    be my lovely Christmas beau?...

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  5. To the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

    Rudolph the philter maker
    Makes a love potion or two
    And if you ask him nicely
    He will make one just for you

    Rudolph the philter maker
    Had a very good love life
    The tv never showed us
    The potion he made for his wife

    Then one foggy Christmas Eve
    Everyone seemed blue
    Rudolph with his ideas so bright
    Thought of something new
    He'll make some philter water
    Everyone will drink and drink
    Their love lives will be better
    Before they have a chance to blink!

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  6. Sang to A Kind of Magic by Queen

    It's a kind of philter
    It's a kind of philter
    A kind of philter

    One dream one soul one prize one goal
    One golden gulp to make it so

    It's a kind of philter
    One glass of light that shows the way
    No mortal man can lose this day

    It's a kind of philter
    The bell that rings inside your mind
    Is challenging the whores of time

    It's a kind of philter
    The waiting seems eternity
    The day will dawn for vanity
    Is this a kind of philter

    It's a kind of philter
    There can be only one
    This lust will last a thousand years
    Will soon be done
    This flame that burns inside of me
    I'll here in her secret arms

    It's a kind of philter
    The bell that rings inside your mind
    Is challenging the whores of time
    It's a kind of philter

    It's a kind of philter
    The rage that lasts a thousand years
    Will soon be will soon be
    Will soon be done
    This is a kind of philter
    There can be only one
    This lust will last a thousand years
    Will soon be done-done
    Philter - it's a kind of philter
    It's a kind of philter
    Philter philter philter philter
    Ha ha ha it's philter
    It's a kind of philter

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