Tuesday, December 28, 2010


The word today is 'FRENCH': dictionary.com

Today we come up with Ludicrous Lyrics. Pick your favorite song, tell us what it is, and re-write the lyrics to include today's word and make us laugh. Good luck!

Keep all entries clean, creative, and courteous.
Enjoy the game!

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  1. Sang to Elvis "Kiss me Quick"

    ♫ French Kiss me deep and ♫ make my heart go crazy ♫
    ♫ Sigh that sigh and whisper oh so low,
    ♫ Tell me that tonight ♫ will last forever,♫
    ♫ Say that you will leave me never,
    ♫ French Kiss me deep because ♫ I love you so ♫

  2. Not very Nicery rhymes

    Alouette, alouette français,
    Alouette, je te plumerai.

    (Lark, French Lark,
    Lark, let me pluck you!)

    C'est la poulette française
    Qui mange la galette française
    Elle en a tant mangé
    Qu'elle s'est étouffée.

    (The French hen ate the French cake
    She ate so much she chake.)

    I know - not a good translation. But I was trying for the rhyme.


  3. HAHAHA!!! Or as Osmar would say 'HEHEHE'!!!
    Where is Osmar anyway?

    To the tune of 'frère Jacques'

    Where is Osmar, where is Osmar?
    We need him, we need him
    To tweet about the French, to tweet about the French...
    With finesse, with finesse...

  4. The Blessed French (to the tune "The God-Damn Dutch - and I would have more fun not being courteous, oh well)

    Drunk last week. Drunk this week also,
    Gonna get drunk this week like I never been drunk oh so,
    For when I'm drunk I'm as lively as can be;
    For I am a member of the Montpelier family,
    Now the Montpelier family is the best family
    That ever came over from Old Burgundy.
    With the Provence French, and the Paris French;
    And the Alsatian French, and the Blessed French.
    Now when God made the French, he did mark the bench;
    But he did not made 'em better than the strong Bordeaux French
    Sing Glorious!
    Sing Glorious!
    Sing one cask of wine for the four of us!
    Sing and glory be to God that there are no more of us;
    For one of us can drink it all alone! - Damn Quick!