The word today is 'PHILTER': dictionary.com
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though it's gonna be a cold
ReplyDeletelonely winter
darling i promise you this
i'll send you all my love
everyday with a philter
sealed with a kiss ...
A Philter Maligne
ReplyDeleteYou filter my senses like fibrous paper,
Like a chemical membrane,
Like a water-strain mesh,
Like a pneumatic baffle,
Like a camera lense add-on,
You filter my senses,
Come filter again.
And all that you filter
That you save me from seeing
That you stop me from drinking
That you cleanse from my air,
That you block from my senses
That you stop me consuming
You concentrate all this
In a philter maligne.
(With deep apologies to John Denver)
[to the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire"]
ReplyDeletePhilters fizzing in an open bowl
Bubbles tickling at your nose
Spoony love songs being sung on a knoll
Folks dressed up in silly clothes
Everybody knows a turkey and some crescent rolls
Help to make a dinner fine
Tater tots and a nice moonlit stroll
Will make it hard to spurn some wine
We know that Cupid's nearly here
He's bringing lots of darts and arrows and some beer
And every inner child is gonna smile
To see that Cupid really flies with some style
And so I'm offering this simple wish
Without excessive ballyhoo
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Put on something see-through
To the tune of "I'm dreaming of a White Christmas"
ReplyDeleteI'm drinking every drop of philter
it's even leaking on my shirt.
All alone in the kitchen
with lights that glisten
it tastes like a sweet dessert.
I'm drinking every drop of philter
hoping to catch you with my glow
will you play with me in the snow
Will you please
be my lovely Christmas beau?...
To the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
ReplyDeleteRudolph the philter maker
Makes a love potion or two
And if you ask him nicely
He will make one just for you
Rudolph the philter maker
Had a very good love life
The tv never showed us
The potion he made for his wife
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Everyone seemed blue
Rudolph with his ideas so bright
Thought of something new
He'll make some philter water
Everyone will drink and drink
Their love lives will be better
Before they have a chance to blink!
Sang to A Kind of Magic by Queen
ReplyDeleteIt's a kind of philter
It's a kind of philter
A kind of philter
One dream one soul one prize one goal
One golden gulp to make it so
It's a kind of philter
One glass of light that shows the way
No mortal man can lose this day
It's a kind of philter
The bell that rings inside your mind
Is challenging the whores of time
It's a kind of philter
The waiting seems eternity
The day will dawn for vanity
Is this a kind of philter
It's a kind of philter
There can be only one
This lust will last a thousand years
Will soon be done
This flame that burns inside of me
I'll here in her secret arms
It's a kind of philter
The bell that rings inside your mind
Is challenging the whores of time
It's a kind of philter
It's a kind of philter
The rage that lasts a thousand years
Will soon be will soon be
Will soon be done
This is a kind of philter
There can be only one
This lust will last a thousand years
Will soon be done-done
Philter - it's a kind of philter
It's a kind of philter
Philter philter philter philter
Ha ha ha it's philter
It's a kind of philter