The word today is 'PRATYEKA': dictionary.com
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To the tune of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana
ReplyDeleteLoad up on gurus
Bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
He's noble born and self-assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello ,hello
With the Lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now entertain us
A mullato an albino
A pratyeka, my libido
yay
I'm worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello
With the Lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now entertain us
A mullato an albino
A pratyeka, my libido
yay
And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard it's hard to find
Oh well whatever nevermind
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello
With the Lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now entertain us
A mullato an albino
A pratyeka, my libido
A denial
Sang to the tune of "Listen" by Beyonce
ReplyDeleteListen, I am Prayetka at a crossroads
I'm not at home in my own home
And I've tried and tried to say what's on mind
You should have known
Oh, now I'm Prayetka not believing you
You don't know what I'm feeling
I don't know where I belong
But I'll be moving on
If you don't, if you won't
Listen to the song here in my heart
A melody I start but I will complete
I'm more than what you made of me
I followed the voice you gave to me
But now I'm Prayetka , I'm on my own
To the Tune of "Lady Madonna" by the Beatles
ReplyDeleteWhere is Pratyeka? His sandals are here
Did he manage to sneak out by the rear
We have here a warrant for his arrest
Did you think your crime spree was heaven-blest
Monday morning a crime was committed
Tuesday afternoon had an ID
Wednesday night an arrest warrant then was drawn
Where can he be?
Where is Pratyeka? Bed unslept
We will find into what dark hole he crept
Pow, pow, pow, pow
Where can he be?
Where is Pratyeka? His wife won’t tell
May be we should stick her in a cell
Thursday morning a raid was enacted
By afternoon the railroad stations watched
By evening vigil was protracted
Where can he be?
Where is Pratyeka? His sandals are here
Did he manage to sneak out by the rear
Don't know why but I'm obsessed with this song at the moment: "Something Stupid" by Robbi Williams and Nicole Kidman
ReplyDeleteI know I have no chance
Even if I get in a trance
To reach nirvana so soon.
And even if I change enough
I’m no pratyeka yet
I’m waiting for the full moon.
I try to be patient; I seek peace and solitude
And chant a thing or two
And then I go and spoil it all
By doing something stupid
Like eating fries!
I can see it in the sky
It will take place tomorrow night
I heard it not long ago
And though it's just a silly thought
For me it's real
And never seemed just right till now.
I practice every day to be much better
than before
To fast, to pray, and be true
then I think it won’t be until the evening
gets late
And I eat some more fondue.
This time it’s right
Heaven calls in my head
The stars get red
And oh the light's so bright
And then I go and spoil it all
By doing something stupid
Like eating fries,
Some more fries...