Friday, April 29, 2011


The word today is 'CONNUBIAL':

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  1. Dear Mr Controller of the BBC

    There seems to be a connubial flavour to all your programmes today. What's going on? Is someone somewhere getting married?

    Well, I can report to you that here in the Republic of Tidd there is NO wedding, and the only princess is ME! Do you hear, ME ME ME!! So please lay off all this celeb-worshipping iconography and send a few camera crews round to see ME! Even my little toe is more interesting than that pampered twosome.

    Yours sincerely

    Tidd, sole ruler and inhabitant of the Republic of Tidd

  2. Dear brother Hades,

    Far from it from me to interrupt a sibling’s connubial bliss, but you did not marry my daughter, Kore. You grabbed her in your chariot and kidnapped her to the Underworld. Then you change her name to Persephone, like my Kore never exist.

    I want my Kore back. She is too good for the likes of you. If you do not return her, I will make all the plants wilt from summer heat. All mortals will die which will tax your resources. There will be no sacrifices and then the gods (including you, dear brother will die).

    Return her now.

    Your loving sister,

  3. Dear Your Royal Highness :

    I watched the Royal Connubial
    dubbed as wedding of the century.
    The pomp and pageantry
    seem a bit dreary

    Even the balcony kiss
    just done with finesse
    yet lacks ardor and bliss
    is something amiss ?

    Your Royal Pain in the Butt