The word today is 'MAGPIE': dictionary.com
Hercules' 6th labor
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A Merry Magpie
ReplyDeleteA long long time ago
I can still remember how that music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while
But February made me shiver
With every paper I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step
I can't remember if I heard
When I read about his old blackbird
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died
So, bye-bye Miss, a Merry Magpie
Drove my chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
And them good old birds were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die
To the Tune of American pie
ReplyDeleteI can’t remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died.
So bye-bye, miss american MAGPIE.
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."
To the tune of the Beatle's Blackbird:
ReplyDeleteMagpies gossiping along the fence
Take your tired old tales and go away
For all time
I am so tired of what you have to say
Magpies gossiping on village green
Take your spitefulness and learn to care
Right away
You are just only wanting to be seen and to stare
Magpies go, Magpies go
Into the false warmth of your nests
Magpies go, Magpies go
Into the false warmth of your nests
Magpies gossiping along the fence
Take your tired old tales and go away
For all time
I am so tired of what you have to say
I am so tired of what you have to say
I am so tired of what you have to say
To the tune of Elton John's 'Goodbye Yellow Brick Road'
ReplyDeleteWhen are you gonna shut up
When are you going to freeze
My temper is flaring up
It’s time you took a trip overseas
You know you can't talk for forever
It is not ok with me
I cannot stand anymore of your chatter
You always drink too much of our Chablis…
So goodbye silly magpie
Even our dogs have started to howl
You can't stay here I’m not your guy
We never pledged any vow
Off to New York, Rome, or Singapore
Hunting the next poor fellow
Oh I finally know I can’t take any more
of your words thick and hollow …