The word today is 'KILOCALORIE': dictionary.com
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How to kill-a-calorie:
ReplyDeleteDon't stand there like a legume! Throw your weight around the kitchen: Kick the habit of gobbling up a gallon of ice cream each time your honey refuses to cook dinner. Grab a knife instead and cut a few carrots before frustration can take root. Sautee them without any vinegar and eat.
Bye bye kilocalories!
[from Jamie Oldliver, the dressed up chef]
A kilocalorie has been spotted off the Florida coastline. It can be distinguished from the regular calorie by its shape, which resembles a triple KFC family bucket with cheese, fries and root beer. A kilocalorie is simply a calorie that has developed a taste for human flesh. It preys on unsuspecting swimmers, turning their bodies into flabby, obese hulks. (At Palm Beach, it is often difficult to tell the victims apart).
ReplyDeleteNot to be confused with the KiloWhale, which occasionally surfaces off Palm Beach, takes one look and then rushes shrieking back to the ocean deep.