Saturday, March 19, 2011


The word today is 'FABLIAU':

Today we come up with Ludicrous Lyrics. Pick your favorite song, tell us what it is, and re-write the lyrics to include today's word and make us laugh. Good luck!

Keep all entries clean, creative, and courteous.
Enjoy the game!

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  1. There was a horny Frenchman
    His name was Fabliau
    He'd chase his maids around the bed
    But I'd shout "Go, girl, go! -

    "Evade that horny Frenchman,
    He's just no good for you
    He'll stick you like a drunken pig
    His morals built on poo

    "So go girl, start a-running
    For God's sake don't look back,
    Cos he just wants your honour,
    An emblem of his sack"

    There was a horny Frenchman
    Who loved his little cat
    And when the cat died so did he
    And that is really that :-)


  2. To The Tune of "Secret Love"

    once i had a secret love
    his name is Fabliau
    that lived within the heart of me

    all too soon my secret love, Fabliau
    became impatient to be free
    now I shout Fabliau from the highest hill
    even told the golden daffodils

    at last my heart's an open door
    and my secret love Fabliau's
    no secret anymore

  3. To Modern English's "Melt with You")

    My pen is racing forth too fast
    All my words for you I just can’t contain
    The inks smear as my fingers can’t keep up pace
    Then I’m distracted by the image of your sweet face
    I’ll stop working on fabliau
    You’ve seen all my gogyohka
    And my collections of haikus
    There still a bit more senryu
    I’ll stop working on fabliau
    (You are still my muse)
    Inspiration does not always come quick
    (You brighten me)
    Dropped from charity and immortal grace
    (You give me me)
    I made some poetry to praise your lovely face
    (You should hear me)
    (I’ll stop working)
    I’ll stop working on fabliau
    (I’ll stop working)