The word today is 'FABLIAU': dictionary.com
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There was a horny Frenchman
ReplyDeleteHis name was Fabliau
He'd chase his maids around the bed
But I'd shout "Go, girl, go! -
"Evade that horny Frenchman,
He's just no good for you
He'll stick you like a drunken pig
His morals built on poo
"So go girl, start a-running
For God's sake don't look back,
Cos he just wants your honour,
An emblem of his sack"
There was a horny Frenchman
Who loved his little cat
And when the cat died so did he
And that is really that :-)
FIN
To The Tune of "Secret Love"
ReplyDeleteonce i had a secret love
his name is Fabliau
that lived within the heart of me
all too soon my secret love, Fabliau
became impatient to be free
now I shout Fabliau from the highest hill
even told the golden daffodils
at last my heart's an open door
and my secret love Fabliau's
no secret anymore
To Modern English's "Melt with You")
ReplyDeleteMy pen is racing forth too fast
All my words for you I just can’t contain
The inks smear as my fingers can’t keep up pace
Then I’m distracted by the image of your sweet face
I’ll stop working on fabliau
You’ve seen all my gogyohka
And my collections of haikus
There still a bit more senryu
I’ll stop working on fabliau
(You are still my muse)
Inspiration does not always come quick
(You brighten me)
Dropped from charity and immortal grace
(You give me me)
I made some poetry to praise your lovely face
(You should hear me)
(I’ll stop working)
I’ll stop working on fabliau
(I’ll stop working)