Saturday, March 5, 2011


The word today is 'ABRASIVE':

Looking for a challenge? Thursday is for Nutty Newspapers: Come up with catchy newspaper headlines using today's word (and/or write brief news reports on this blog)

Keep all entries clean, creative, and courteous.
Enjoy the game!

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  1. Breaking News:

    A Bra Saved a Swimmer

    In the abrasive waves of the sea, a lady swimmer almost drowned but thanks to her upper swimwear aka brassiere, she was able to strap herself onto a sturdy wood until safely plucked from the sea.

    Lesson learned: don't burn them, useful.

    Your Reporter in Pink Bra


    by Laughing Myassoff, our Political Correspondent

    On the morning following his party's total annihilation at the Barnsley by-election, Wimp Dem leader Sick Clegg insisted his party had not been abrasive enough to avoid heavy defeat. "It was always going to be a Green Party victory" he told our reporter. "If we'd gone from door to door showing people how to scrub their pans, we might have done far better. Anyway, you can't judge a party's standing on only one result." Challenged that his party had lost seven elections equally badly since climbing into bed with the Nasty Party, Clegg was unapologetic. "We've been too nice" he said, attempting a snarl and succeeding in only looking like a lovesick hamster. "The silk gloves are off. The people will see what the Wimp Dems are REALLY capable of."

  3. Personals:

    Abrasive SWF seeks Lubricated MWM

    I will wear you. You will give me what I want. Then I will send you home to your wife. Me - 5'8", 134#, 33-28-32. You - Rich, Looks Unimportant, must love humiliation.

    Reply to POB 666, West Andover Station, Poppycock, Rhode Island 03930