The word today is 'OVERSHOOT': dictionary.com
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Dear Nosferatu
ReplyDeleteIt seems that your overbite has not done you any favours. It has caused you to overshoot your intended victim's neck many times.
You should report to the Blood Clinic without delay, so we can give the necessary transfusion. Please note, we only maintain a night service on Saturdays, all other clinics are in daylight.
Please wear overalls.
Sincerely
Rhesus Neg
Dear Dr. MaxRaunchiness Conciliate;
ReplyDeleteMy newlywed neighbor need your help. The guy seems to have an overshoot problem [read: premature ejac]
His wife is VERY unhappy for not enjoying the honeymoon & is alarmed she may not conceive and she's almost past her fertility prime.
Your advise awaited ASAP.
VTY,
Concerned Neighbor
Dear Concerned Neighbor:
That's not a big problem. Just tell the wife to see me ASAP.
P.S. Is she a redhead?
Sincerely,
Dr.MaxRaunchiness Conciliate
Dear Lord Dungeon Master:
ReplyDeleteI must complain when Lord Overshoot landed this morning in my sun-parlor. I was entertaining a possible suitor for my daughter, when he "arrived".
I was warned when I bought this cottage that unusual matter may happen so near the royal dungeon. However, catapulted prisoners is something I believe is beyond the pale.
Please pick up the remains of Lord Overshoot and enclosed is a bill for the damaged.
Yours in indignation,
Lady Caelia Murgatroid