The word today is GOBBLEDYGOOK (previously spelled -hook): dictionary.com
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A Rhyme Crime
ReplyDeleteYesterday a totally nonsense book was stolen by a crook. The name of the book was Gobbledygook. The thief thought he had nabbed a gem, so he was shook. If only he had taken the time to look. The police took the crook downtown to book. The thief thought perhaps he'd get off the hook. Instead, he sat in jail to cook.
CAPTAIN HOOK SHOWDOWN WITH CROCODILE
ReplyDeleteby Miss Print, our media correspondent
The infamous hook-handed pirate, self-styled "Captain" Hook, came face-to-face with his feared enemy, The Crocodile yesterday. His ancient reptilian nemesis was overheard, just before opening his fearsome jaws wide and swallowing the naughty nautical navigator whole, muttering "Gobble de Hook, Gobble de Hook, Gobble de Hook".
FlashNews:
ReplyDeleteChef Goobledygook Famous French Cook in town for Free Cooking Lessons
His specialty is French onion soup. Cooking lessons shall cover food preparation
à la vapeur - steamed;
à l'etouffée - stewed;
au four - baked;
bouilli -boiled
and en daube - Casserole
Bon Appetit ! gobble the food of Goobledygook
UNFORTUNATE MISTAKE TRIGGERS LAWSUIT
ReplyDeleteThe Capitol Daily, the well known capital newspaper is getting sued by the Salvation Legion after falsely reporting that their founder and CEO was full of gobbledygeek.
"I may be full of hair" declared Mr. Beardo, "but I've never been called a geek and won't stand for it. I'll win this case and use the money to raise an army of reporters who will tell the truth."
from your obscure correspondant, Tom Foolery
Goobledygook Futures on the Rise
ReplyDelete(Wall Street) Gobbledygook futures rose by a quarter percent today. Speculation is being fueled by a rumored speech of the President next week.