Thursday, February 17, 2011


The word today is 'LARYNGITIS':

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Keep all entries clean, creative, and courteous.
Enjoy the game!

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  1. In Case You Haven't Read

    Tonights newscast will appear as crawlers on your Tv set. Do not be alarmed, and no, this is not a test.

    All reporters have come down with a strain of laryngitis known as "Don't Ask, We Won't Tell."
    For your listening pleasure, we will have pop music in the background,"Don't Talk To Strangers" by Rick Springfield, Pink Floyd's ,"Speak To Me," Bee Gees "I've Gotta Get A Message To You," "Words," and others.

    Please be informed that this condition is highly contagious.

    A Newsbreak Ad Update brought to you by:
    Channel TALK, the one to watch,er read
    Written By: Lary N.Gitis

  2. Newsflash – Copenhagen

    Little Mermaid struck with Laryngitis

    This just in. Ariel, the famous little mermaid, had laryngitis. No one has a clue how it happened. Ariel can no longer sing or speak.

    An unnamed source says, “I bet some sea witch something to do with it. She always wanted liked Ariel’s voice. If she could not have it, no one could.”

    More details as they are forthcoming.

    Your reporter – Octavia Bearhert

  3. At a star-studded conference at the United Nations headquarters in New York City, officials unveiled a new Hall of Fame for superstar singers.

    Called the Laryngitis Hall of Fame, it honors a singer if an audience would still be willing to pay full ticket price to attend a concert knowing that the singer was afflicted with a terrible case of laryngitis.

    The first inductees are Elvis Presley and The Beatles.  The first Lifetime Laryngitis Achievement Award was given to Bob Dylan.