Thursday, November 18, 2010


The word today is 'TERPSICHORE':

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Keep all entries clean, creative, and courteous.
Enjoy the game!

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  1. Twitter Breaking News

    The Olympic Dance Prize committee said on Thursday that it was likely that the 2010 award presentation next month would be postponed because the Brazilian winner, Mr. Osmarjardim Terpsichore, is indisposed.

    He is still recuperating at the hospital due to
    muscle aches & some bone dislocation.

    Your Naughty Reporter

  2. Read somewhere:
    "they say that a guy excellent in terpsichore, is excellent as well in horizontal dancing [read:bedroom gymnastics if you get my drift] #lqw"

  3. Amalgamated Press.New Manhattan.12/05/3517

    Ancient Temple for Terpsichore Discovered

    Archaeologist discovered an ancient temple to Terpsichore in Western Manhattan dating from 2010's or as it commonly called the Tea Period.

    Evidently homosexual men met on weekends to worship the even more ancient goddess of dance, Terpsichore in his underground temple. Later it appeared a temple had a hotel and spa built over it.

    Archaeologist Kleio Kali said, "There is much we do not know about that era since all record were electronic and lost when President Sarah Palin launched her EM bomb. This area was devastated the Coffee Revolution of 2034."

    - Linus Skanda reporting


    All participants to the popular fantasy show have gone on strike to protest the appearance of Terpsichore amongst their ranks. The gifted and ethereal dancer has eclipsed any effort by her less inspired peers to waltz to the nearest star, stirring up a salsa of crude comments and banana peels.

    Miss Goodie Two Shoes declares: "This is unreal!She has a million right feet and should join our rival show 'Dancing WITH the stars'.

    Bristol Palin remains unavailable for comments.

  5. Terpsichore Booted Off "SWTS"

    The first celebrity booted off "Skating With The Stars" is none other than Terpsichore.

    "I figured, 'How much harder can ice dancing be than regular dancing?'" Terpsichore whined. "Well, let me tell you, ice is SLIPPERY! Those ice skates should come with warning labels! This is off the record, right?"

    Terpsichore was next rumored to be conferring with Zeus. Shortly afterward, a great lightning storm appeared. No video footage of Terpsichore skating can now be located.

    Terpsichore was last seen obtaining a jug of wine from Dionysus, while mumbling about mortals and their reality game shows.