tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1211494954842204519.post4799534369297666250..comments2012-11-08T09:16:17.053-04:00Comments on Loqwacious: KUSTARDAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13535431171812973999noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1211494954842204519.post-65320931528622249312011-06-06T17:14:09.638-04:002011-06-06T17:14:09.638-04:00Apple Cooks Up A Surprise
After telling the world...Apple Cooks Up A Surprise<br /><br />After telling the world about iOS 5, OS X Lion, and iCloud, Steve Jobs said "One more thing..."<br /><br />Jobs continued, "Don't we all hate the boring toppings on our hot dogs, hamburgers, and french fries? Ketchup, mustard, salsa, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and onions are so last millennium. With Apple's new iToppings, you can create the toppings YOU want!"<br /><br />"Now you can have kustard, ketchonaise, salsions, mayocheese, or mustuce. Just point your iPhone, iPod touch, or iPad at the ingredients, and with one swipe of your finger, the device will emit enough ionizing radiation to fuse the ingredients into your tasty iTopping." said Jobs.<br /><br />"They best part is that it's FREE." he declared.<br /><br />Apparently, a lead-lined apron is optional, at $29.99.Paulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09558962802371106226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1211494954842204519.post-62995538314480097642011-06-06T13:14:50.349-04:002011-06-06T13:14:50.349-04:00Kustard Klown Komfounds Kops
The fifth fast-food ...Kustard Klown Komfounds Kops<br /><br />The fifth fast-food establishment, this time MkDonalds of Dijup, has found it ketchup and mustard packets stolen and replaced with kustard packets. <br /><br />Cutter Heinz, the manager of MkDonalds, says "These packets are useless. None of customer will use them and what if there is something in them beside kustard, like poison. We can't take a chance."<br /><br />Chief Orschradis, when asked, if the police had any clues to the identity, replied "We don't have one. This is really a pickle." <br /><br />Indeed, not a pickle this reporter would relish.<br /><br />Your intrepid reporter,<br />Bernie HollandaisDavid Schneiderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14499912819892977673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1211494954842204519.post-26607789789292521982011-06-06T10:58:52.791-04:002011-06-06T10:58:52.791-04:00HEINZ ORDERED TO PAY DAMAGES TO LADY CUSTARD
In a...HEINZ ORDERED TO PAY DAMAGES TO LADY CUSTARD<br /><br />In an unprecedented judgment the Village Court of Little Beanstalk has cut the mustard and<br />ordered the ketchup giant to pay damages to the Lady Custard long time resident of the sweet hamlet nestled in the Kandyland hills.<br /><br />From your trusted reporter,<br /><br />Vanilla sKye LightWifsiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00908931828876403119noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1211494954842204519.post-82126422909552230802011-06-06T09:51:14.447-04:002011-06-06T09:51:14.447-04:00Summery Kustard Vacay in KopaKabana Beach
The Elo...Summery Kustard Vacay in KopaKabana Beach<br /><br />The Eloquatti took on the invite of<br />Osmarjardim for a summer vacay in lovely<br />Brazil.<br /><br />His requirement is for all ladies to bring their two-piece kustard polkadot bikini , de riguer in<br />Kopakabana beach. <br /><br />Osmar here we come ...Ysabelunahttp://twitter.com/Ysabelunanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1211494954842204519.post-719451926675887372011-06-06T08:27:24.480-04:002011-06-06T08:27:24.480-04:00NO Kustard, No Baseball
Due to the recent ban of ...NO Kustard, No Baseball<br /><br />Due to the recent ban of condiments such as kustard, baseball players have decided to strike. "It's just un-American," the players stated. According to the top dog, the ban was placed because players were sneaking the all beef weiners while on the bench, resulting in kustard stains on their uniforms, which is "totally unprofessional." Hopefully this issue will be resolved before the official games are due to begin.<br /><br />Your reporter,<br />Frank Furterzladyjokernoreply@blogger.com