tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1211494954842204519.post3629813944497410126..comments2012-11-08T09:16:17.053-04:00Comments on Loqwacious: HYDE PARKAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13535431171812973999noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1211494954842204519.post-80157143409690012762011-01-15T16:12:27.646-04:002011-01-15T16:12:27.646-04:00Dear poor people,
Please vacate your ramshackle s...Dear poor people,<br /><br />Please vacate your ramshackle shanties with your Irish lace curtains immediately. I just bought the land you squatted on for my railroad. You stand in the way of progress and modernity.<br /><br />If you do not move, my lawyers are of Pockipsy, Wopinger and Beekin will be on you forwith (immediately for you, unschooled masses). '<br /><br />Warmest regards,<br />Kornelius Vanderbuilt, Esq<br />Hyde Park, NYDavid Schneiderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14499912819892977673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1211494954842204519.post-51060938615198561342011-01-15T13:33:32.398-04:002011-01-15T13:33:32.398-04:00Dear Monsieur Houdini
Where do you Hide a Park? I...Dear Monsieur Houdini<br /><br />Where do you Hide a Park? I do not think it is possible. I said as much to my good friend Dr Jekyll yesterday. <br /><br />Yours sincerely<br /><br />Edward (Mr)TiddKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06194335182530169873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1211494954842204519.post-31888585315060332952011-01-15T10:36:33.854-04:002011-01-15T10:36:33.854-04:00Dear Mr. Hyde Park:
I am a bit shy, still unattac...Dear Mr. Hyde Park:<br /><br />I am a bit shy, still unattached. <br /><br />My favorite past time is visiting parks & sittimg on a bench in the guise of reading. <br /><br />However, i'm actually checking out every handsome dude that pass by.<br /><br />Is it good or rude?<br /><br />Very truly yours,<br />Ms. Shy GirlYsabelunahttp://twitter.com/Ysabelunanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1211494954842204519.post-14440295106356993012011-01-15T10:22:32.760-04:002011-01-15T10:22:32.760-04:00Dr. Jekyll,
It has come to the attention of t...Dr. Jekyll,<br /><br /> It has come to the attention of this community that you are endangering yourself and others. Your daily rampant jaunts to Hyde Park have been noticed as well. This is our park and our citizens and we don't want them jeopardized.<br /> In conclusion, we repect your work on a professional level, however we recommend a change (a good one) for you in communication, behavior, and appearance. <br /><br /> Signed,<br /> U.R. Anutzladyjokernoreply@blogger.com